I'm very sick. There's been some kind of stomach flu going around, and I just got it. I had it yesterday morning, but then I was fine all day. I didn't eat all day because I was sick in the morning, so by nightfal I was starving. I hadn't been sick all day, so I ate a bunch of tacos. This morning, I used my amazing magical powers to transmute those tacos into a liquid state. No applause, just throw money.
I'm sitting on the couch and half-watching TV with my mother right now. We're watching a channel that seems to be aimed at nonagenarians. I've seen three commercials for life insurance, two commercials for companies that buy up old life insurance policies, two ads for catheters, and six ads for those "personal mobility devices" (scooters.)
Three cats is enough. Please refrain from air-mailing me more felines.
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